The Summer has Begun

It's true! It's summer!

And now that the summer has begun, I have a summer job at Foodlion! I am a proud Stocker, bent unwaveringly to shelve all products that/who cross my merciless path! The hours fly by since there is never a lack of things to do, and it pays pretty well. I may not work that often, but that's fine by me. I enjoy listening to music and writing as I bask in the neon glow of my recently purchased green light bulb--best dollar I ever spent! Also, I bought some new speakers for my laptop. They have a fault-rifting subwoofer, but gigantic blue lights on either stereo speaker so intense that I now own a small but successful tanning salon. With a bag of Sugar Daddies by my side and a whole season to look forward to, I think this is shaping up to be a pretty good break.

Operation Beneathus 2006

One of the greatest underground spelunking adventures ever, Operation Beneathus took the adventurers deep in the heard of the Earth to The Lost Sea, the largest underground lake in North America.